“Carlton was a blade; sharp and hard and well built.”

“Well, for instance, when I left her today, she put her arms around me and felt my shoulder blades, to see if my wings were strong, she said.”

“The path to obesity is paved with bacon and white bread; the way to skinny is built on apples and Ezekiel.”

“What's the rule for fighting? Hit the soft parts with your hand and the hard parts with a utensil?”

“Sometimes our hearts just need time to accept what our heads already know. .”

“Well, that cinched it. He was an asshole. I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him.”

“The rendering of my thoughts, emotions, and experiences is part comedy and part tragedy as well as history, for life is such a mingling.”