“Aren't we all just flies crawling across the giant tablecloth of fate?”

“Why didn't they warn us at school? I'm sure if some teacher had said, "Oh and by the way, it feels like someone sandpapering your cervix," they needn't have bothered with all the AIDS warnings and morality stuff.”

“If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then the rise of a trout to the tied fly, is the purest form of flattering nature with art.”

“We become what we think about all day long,”

“Aren't the Amish against violence?Yes, but you see, I'm not very good at being Amish...so remember what I say.”

“Even the things that showed him his path seemed to point at what a fool he was. Another of life's ironies? Or just fate's way of mocking him?”

“It seems rather prophetic. We were just joking about this the other day.""I know. Fate has annoying timing.”