“Oh, there was harm indeed for a young lady flattered by the brief attentions of a handsome man.”
“She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me, and I am in no humor at present to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men.”
“In a brief, surreal moment, she could see the young man he used to be in his smile.”
“Why can't I talk to her?""Because you're not a handsome young man.""Well, neither is he!”
“Quentin Crisp (to handsome young man on the street): "What's the matter, sexy? Don't you like dehydrated fruit?”
“In life's brief game to be a winnerA man must have...oh yes, aboveAll else, of course, someone to love.”