“Big hat, no cattle.”

“Paulinus, everyone knows. Say the word, and I'll run the bitch over with my chariot”

“What kind of moron wants to be a gladiator?”

“I am Athena. Before that I was Thea, singer and slave and lover of gladiators. Before that I was Leah, daughter of Benjamin and Rachael of Masada. I am as mortal as you, you common little man. And I fear no one!”

“Lepida, has anyone ever told you that you're a cruel spiteful selfish slut?...You're vicious. You're unprincipled. You mistreat your slaves and abuse your daughter. And furthermore you're the worst, most neglectful, most criminal wife in Rome. I think we can go now.”

“- what was the point of having an Emperor, if you couldn't cook up spicy rumors about him?”

“Los dioses nos dan a los enanos unos centímetros de más aquí abajo para compensar los que nos quitan de altura.”