“These women rob me of my mind. And I don’t care.~Dr. Hugo Peralta”

“I prescribe a quick jerk off in the shower and a return to sanity. (Dr. Hugo Peralta)”

“Shh, mi amor. The neighbors will hear and call the police.”

“No more need to rob Peter to pay Paul with Cosmic Ordering.”

“I have a real soft spot in my heart for librarians and people who care about books.”

“I don’t mind people going about unobtrusively doing good, but I can’t stomach moral indignation.”

“I don't mind walking. I always feel so sorry for women who don't like to walk; they miss so much--so many rare little glimpses of life; and we women learn so little of life on the whole.”