“In my family strange is relative.”
“Subjectivity is strange to Science, while Relativity is an objective part of it.”
“When the food runs out, the family reunion is over. It’s cool that out of all my relatives, I’m the only cannibal.”
“Uncle Sam’s not related to me. He’s stuck his dick in the American Pie too many times to be welcome at my family picnics.”
“I have this deep need to bond with real blood relatives, but I feel like I'm not really a part of either of my families.”
“You can say that Lebanese has hundreds of lexemes for family relations. Family to the Lebanese is as snow to the Inuit.”