“What do you get when you cross an egomaniacal fairy godmother, an arrogant genie, and a couple of wandering plagiarists whose idea of cultural preservation is stealing the stories of unsuspecting villagers and passing them off as their own?”
“Sometimes you have a fairy godmother, and sometimes you have to be your own”
“I am an emotional plagiarist, stealing other people's pain, subsuming it into my own until I can't remember whose it is any more.”
“Why any self-respecting fairy godmother would pass them over for an inane twit who relied on animals to do her housecleaning was beyond her.”
“Oh, where is the Fairy Godmother of explanations when you need her?”
“The key to happiness - as any good fairy godmother will tell you - is not to avoid problems, but to overcome them.”