“Don’t call me babe. I’m not a floozy. Or a freaking talking pig.”

“How could I resist your charms after I heard you tell that guy you'd cut off his balls and shove them down his throat?”

“Her bouts of bitchiness were really starting to grow on him, which just proved how in over his head he was.”

“Yeah, well, that won’t matter if your throat starts swelling and you die in my passenger seat.” That could happen with an allergic reaction. He’d seen it on the Discovery Channel.”

“The guy in bed with her was not Nathan. Which meant Elle was buck-naked and wantonly riding the wrong guy.”

“Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks.”

“A pig painted gold is still a pig.”