“Don’t call me babe. I’m not a floozy. Or a freaking talking pig.”
“If you’re calling her a floozy, I’m by way of being a bit of a floozy myself.” “Oh, Jared,” said Kami, who was well aware of his romantic experience, or total lack thereof. “You are not.” “Well, I have floozy ambitions.”
“Don’t freak out, I’m getting into the bed,” he said.”
“I’m tired of calling @PapaJohns. I wish they’d call me for once. I’m starting to think they don’t love me.”
“Stop calling me 'babe'. It's demeaning. I'm not a babe, I'm a woman”
“I don’t like salad dressing. I prefer salad undressing. I’m a health freak. And I do mean freak.”