“I could peel you like a pear and god himself would see the justice in it.”

“What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.”

“Now how can anybody look at that and not believe in God? I mean, how can anybody look at this and not believe there is some higher power, some divine force at work in the universe greater than Man, some god that created it, that created all this, that created us?”

“Wouldn't it be great if people could get to live suddenly as often as they die suddenly?”

“What in the world would we do without our libraries?”

“I don't feel the slightest interest in the next world; I think it's here. And I think anything good that you're going to do, you should do for other people here and not so you can try to have a happy time in the next world.”

“I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid.”