“You politicians remain professional because the voters remain amateur.”

“We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.”

“I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid.”

“If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.”

“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.”

“If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.”

“What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.”