“By the hairy ass of lord hell." Many characters in the Deverry Cycle Novels”

“The best part of the fiction in many novels is the notice that the characters are imaginary.”

“There is an old-fashioned distinction between the novel of character and the novel of incident, which must have cost many a smile to the intending romancer who was keen about his work. It appears to me as little to the point as the equally celebrated distinction between the novel and the romance- to answer as little to any reality. There are bad novels and good novels, as there are bad pictures and good pictures; but that is the only distinction in which I see any meaning, and I can as little imagine speaking of a novel of character as I can imagine speaking of a picture of character. When one says picture, one says of character, when one says novel, one says of incident, and the terms may be transposed. What is character but the determination of incident? What is incident but the illustration of character? What is a picture or a novel that is not of character? What else do we seek in it and find in it?”

“We are all potentially characters in a novel--with the difference that characters in a novel really get to live their lives to the full.”

“I can’t tell my ass from a hole in the ground. Especially if that hole is hairy and emits foul odors.”

“Anaemia is an illness primarily affecting characters in novels.”