“Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot. Everyone knows the peels are the best part.”
“You dump trash. You dump yard waste and old ripped couches that smell like body odor and forgetfulness. You dump cigarette butts and banana peels and hazardous waste. But people?”
“When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.”
“He was on the verge on insanity with one foot on a banana peel...”
“Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. ”
“That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas.”