“I've said it before and I'll say it again: Never trust anyone who tells you how people come to trust him”
“Never trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Dylan. Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach. And NEVER ever, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs!”
“So, for her, I'll try. I'll trust. I'll ... open myself. I'll ... be this guy I've never been before and don't even known how to be—this goofy "in love" guy, this guy who takes care of his woman, this guy who gives more than he takes.”
“I've done it all before, I tell myself, and I can do it again. Trust is the strongest weapon.”
“I've said it before and I'll say it again, my lord. You are an evil man.”
“Never trust anyone who uses the word party as a verb but never trust anyone who would rather be grammatically correct than to party.”