“Dealing with a territorial ghost held all the appeal of embarking on a course of court-ordered therapy with an inveterate wife-beater.”

“You have about as much chance of contacting the Universal Mind with a spell from a book as you do of reaching the White House by dialing random numbers into a phone.”

“With the right attitude even the smallest child can ride a large horse with ease.”

“Enter the ring like you want to be seen, not like you’ve been pushed in.”

“Whether it is life or a horse that throws you, get right back on.”

“None on the Court be well disposed to the hearing of reason,I'm afraid. They are gripped with fear for their own reputations.”

“It goes in streaks. But some things never go out of fashion.' Hunger artists, fat folks, giants, and dog acts come and go but real freaks never lose their appeal.”