“By the ancient bond of the spellclave, I command you, Spider. Stop, or be turned to stone!”

“I wish you'd wash your mind-ears out! Organazoomers. They're how you travel inside a soultree. Don't you know anything?”

“Of courrrse it's trrrue. Pup listen to K'tanaqui now. Pup got a LOT to learrrn.”

“It’s the principle of the thing, Jess . That’s what you’ve got to understand. You have to stop people like that. Otherwise they turn into tyrants and dictators.”

“Why stop now? Seduce me, Brian.I dare you.""I've always found it hard to turn aside a dare.”

“It's called male bonding. You'll never get it. I believe women are as capable as men, deserve equal pay—and that one day, should be sooner than later, in my opinion, the right woman can and should be leader of the free world. But you can't understand the male bonding rituals any more than men can understand why the vast majority of women are obsessed with shoes and other footwear.”

“What was that technique you were using on those bastards?""An ancient form called kicking ass.”