“A sex lecture from two citizens... it was worth it to get that kiss from you.”

“A sex lecture from two senior citizens... it was worth it to get that kiss from you.”

“She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet?”

“But, mark my words; someday she'll get what's coming to her. Karma's a bigger bitch than she is,”

“She may not be able to teach the baby how to cook, but she could teach the child how to shoot a gun and how to disarm a man when being attacked with a knife. You never knew when those things could come in handy.”

“Her heart literally stopped and she felt her fight-or-flight mode kick in. Part of her wanted to hide and cry, while the other part of her wanted to reach for her 9mm and shoot the bastard.”

“The main job of radicals in the Noam Chomsky or G. Gordon Liddy mode is to go around from one scruffy lecture hall to another reminding audiences while they may be disdained or ignored by the mainstream culture, they are actually right about everything.”