“She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet?”

“A sex lecture from two citizens... it was worth it to get that kiss from you.”

“Her heart literally stopped and she felt her fight-or-flight mode kick in. Part of her wanted to hide and cry, while the other part of her wanted to reach for her 9mm and shoot the bastard.”

“A sex lecture from two senior citizens... it was worth it to get that kiss from you.”

“She may not be able to teach the baby how to cook, but she could teach the child how to shoot a gun and how to disarm a man when being attacked with a knife. You never knew when those things could come in handy.”

“But, mark my words; someday she'll get what's coming to her. Karma's a bigger bitch than she is,”

“Lies are neither bad nor good. Like a fire they can either keep you warm or burn you to death, depending on how they're used.”