“She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet?”
“A woman would have to be crazy to marry, or even have sex with, a man who would prosecute every lover’s quarrel like a criminal case”
“[She] was trading sex for print. She certainly wouldn't be the first woman to do that, now, would she, Nikki Heat?”
“I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa.”
“She felt like a bad actress in a play she never wanted to be in.”
“Al come on. The woman's, like, senile,' I said under my breath. 'Last year she thought me and Hammond were a closeted couple.”