“She may not be able to teach the baby how to cook, but she could teach the child how to shoot a gun and how to disarm a man when being attacked with a knife. You never knew when those things could come in handy.”

“Her heart literally stopped and she felt her fight-or-flight mode kick in. Part of her wanted to hide and cry, while the other part of her wanted to reach for her 9mm and shoot the bastard.”

“But, mark my words; someday she'll get what's coming to her. Karma's a bigger bitch than she is,”

“She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet?”

“It's been said that the role of the artist is to teach us to see and that's true. However, the role of other artists is to teach me how they see. To learn how I see is somethig that cannot be taught but must be learned.”

“A sex lecture from two citizens... it was worth it to get that kiss from you.”

“A sex lecture from two senior citizens... it was worth it to get that kiss from you.”