“Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. 'Well, SPRINK ON YOUR SPRONK!”

“When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.”

“They blew up your homes and demolished the grocery / stores and blocked the Red Cross and took away doctors / to jail and they cluster-bombed girls and boys / whose bodies / swelled purple and black into twice the original size / and tore the buttocks from a four month old baby / and then / they said this was brilliant”

“You’re not pregnant, are you? (Jack)What would make you think that? (Syd)Barefoot. Pregnant. Them things go hand in hand, ‘cause them pregnant women have feet that can swell up to ten times their normal size. (Jack)”

“Normal is made up of two friends—Norm and Al. That’s twice the number of friends that I have, probably because I’m weirder than normal.”

“If I aged twice as fast and lived twice as long as a normal person, would I be Wisdom Man?”