“Maybe I should be a lawyer instead of a magical baker, Rose thought. Lawyers' mistakes rarely result in old men climbing on top of towers and taking off their pants.”
“Like all lawyers, I was delighted by gratitude. It happened so rarely.”
“A cop is closer to a garbage man than he is to a lawyer. The cop isn’t in the middle of the two—he’s on top, with the lawyer being well below the garbage man.”
“His claim to Mars is lawyers' hogwash; as a lawyer myself I need not respect it.”
“I haven't met many lawyers that I didn't like. But then again, I haven't met many lawyers.”
“A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.”