“I wasn't very good at the bike thing. Really, it was just dangerous to trust two skinny little wheels and spindly brakes with the considerably uncoordinated woman that is me.”
“I didn't know if I still had it in me to be really dangerous, but I thought so. It's like knocking someone off a bike with a baseball bat; you never really lose the knack.”
“I took the wheels of my bike off in support of your bicycle race to support bike riding.”
“Good God, woman. Hit the brakes on the freight train that is your mouth.”
“I wasn't mean; I wasn't evil. I was nice. And let me tell you, a hesitant man is the last thing in the world a woman needs. She needs a lover and a warrior, not a Really Nice Guy.”
“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.”