“Frying chicken always makes me feel a little better about life.”
“God, it was hot! Forget about frying an egg on the sidewalk; this kind of heat would fry an egg inside the chicken.”
“If frogs tasted like chicken, I’d gladly jump in the frying pan. Ah, but that’s life, no?”
“I always feel a little blue when a fun trip is over. The planning and anticipation of a vacation, and then the trip itself, are always so much fun. Getting home and back to real life always makes me feel a little empty.”
“Life was just a tire swing.'Jambalaya' was the only song I could sing.Blackberry pickin', eatin' fried chicken,And I never knew a thing about pain.Life was just a tire swing.”
“Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.”