“I always order the banned books from a black market dealer in California, figuring if the State of Mississippi banned them, they must be good.”

“I head down the steps to see if my mail-order copy of Catcher in the Rye is in the box. I always order the banned books from a black market dealer in California, figuring if the State of Mississippi banned them, they must be good.”

“I have read a great deal of economic theory for over 50 years now, but have found only one economic "law" to which I can find NO exceptions: Where the State prevents a free market, by banning any form of goods or services, consumer demand will create a black market for those goods or services, at vastly higher prices. Can YOU think of a single exception to this law?”

“Banned! My eyes light up, I think I see stars. Anything that has been banned by anyone must be something I’d like.”

“Young minds - young brains - need stories and ideas like the ones in those [censored and banned] books in order to grow. They need ideas that you disagree with. They need ideas that I disagree with. Or they'll never be able to figure out what ideas they believe in.”

“No 'jump into a book' wasnt meant literally, and Yes, you are now banned from the Ferndale library.”