“Mrs. Charlotte Phelan's Guide to Husband-Hunting, Rule Number One: a pretty, petite girl should accentuate with makeup and good posture. A tall plain one, with a trust fund.”
“I thought I was having a heart attack. I couldn't breathe. I didn't know much, but I did know the rules about owning a dick. Rule number one: It should never bleed. Rule number two: There was no rule number two. IT SHOULD NEVER BLEED.”
“In the plains the grass grows tall, since there is no one to cut it. There is no one to water it either.”
“If one has a good reputation and trusted, the rules can be bent to accommodate.”
“I'll be needing a bridesmaid',she said.'A tall one. That way, I'll look more petite and feminine.”
“Svava: "Rule number one: Never make a fool of yourself."Riis: "Rule number two: Never be a burden to any one."Svava: "Rule number three: Always be in the fashion.”