“Who knew heartbreak would be so goddamn hot.”
“Who knew that insanity came in hot flashes?”
“Who knew the angel of sex would be so sad? ~ Time Traveler’s Wife”
“Gloria watched the swollen white orb of a hot-air balloon rising over Navy Pier and knew she had to break it off with Oliver, for he was the type who would never enjoy hot-air balloons, Van Morrison songs, or mess, whether from orgasm or otherwise. But who was she to be dreaming about mess today?”
“Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?”
“Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair.”