“These irresistible men look so much more delicious than they taste.”
“Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?”
“God's plan is to make much of the man, far more of him than of anything else. Men are God's method. The Church is looking for better methods; God is looking for better men. ”
“Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.”
“Blah! This coconut cream pie tastes like ass and feet! I hate it when things are deceptively delicious-looking.”
“To my taste, the men in Rome are ridiculously, hurtfully, stupidly beautiful. More beautiful even than Roman women, to be honest. Italian men are beautiful in the same way as French women, which is to say-- no detail spared in the quest for perfection. They’re like show poodles. Sometimes they look so good I want to applaud.”