“I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.”
“If people talk behind your back, it's because you're ahead of them.”
“I believe in talking behind peoples' backs. That way, they hear it more than once.”
“Attention, people talking about me: I. Am. Right. Here.”
“Girls can be so petty and jealous. I swear they're worse than guys sometimes. Except they're all quiet about it. They sugarcoat it or else they talk behind each other's backs. It's seriously twisted.”
“No, you have to talk first. You wanted to talk. It means you say something and I respond and you talk back again. It's one of the human race's most shining achievements. It's called a conversation.”