“Как да убиеш съпруга си и други домакински съвети”

“living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts”

“I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard .Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and left me grounded.With those two authoritarian heavyweights ganging up what chance does a woman have I aks you”

“Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.”

“If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.”

“People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.”

“I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.”