“living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts”
“Life is a play that does not allow testing. So, sing, cry, dance, laugh and live intensely, before the curtain closes and the piece ends with no applause.”
“Joseph Beringer...dances around behind me singing some poorly rhymed and slightly dirty song about my [racing] odds at my skirts.'I don't even wear skirts,' I snap at him.'Especially,' he says, 'in my daydreams.”
“If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.”
“Life is short, Laugh. Live”
“How do I look at her?"Mason laughs. "Like you're a starving dog and she's wearing a skirt made of meat.”