“An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps”
“If the Confederacy falls, there should be written on its tombstone: Died of a theory.”
“What up, peeps?"I looked at my hairless cat for a moment. "What up, peeps? You've been watching MTV again, haven't you?""Word.”
“My goal in life was to rule my tiny, elite world, so I did.”
“Did you just say 'nerd'?""Not a 'nerd' - node.""Oh.”
“My best definition of a nerd: someone who asks you to explain an aphorism”