“He looked like a man on his way to a prostate exam.”

“Three days ago, I was fired from my job teaching at a college because one of my studentsbet me that you don’t cum when you get a prostate exam and it took me seven minutesto prove that dumb fucking kid wrong. It was hard to touch my own prostate, butultimately, I was correct. I came onto the floor and onto the person in the desk up front.I said, “Kids, that is what is known as ‘empirical evidence’.”

“And lose my cock, balls and prostate? Are you kidding me? Honey, I’m still all man. I’m just a man with decoration,” Tommy had explained before turning with a flounce and practically floating out of the room in his heels.”

“And then I saw the way he looked at her... like he was a blind man, seeing the sun for the very first time.”

“No, it's the way he looks at you, like you're the centre of his universe.”

“A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.”