“Apparently food encourages not only fat cells, but thinking - two things models seem to be missing.”
“A Man can Live two Weeks without Food,go two days without Water,and two minutes without Air,and apparently,an entire lifetime without a BRAIN.”
“So your junk food has a shelf life of twenty-two years and will probably outlive your fat, sorry ass.”
“A tiger only needs three things to be comfortable. Lots of food, sleep, and…actually, no it’s just those two things.”
“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.”
“It seems to me there are two things humans like to pretend simply do not happen--two things, two inescapable actions in life, one of which is a daily concern, and the other, come to think of it, is also a daily concern, even though it will only happen to you once: defecating and dying.”