“You are perfect. Your fingernails drive me crazy.”

“Live a little," she tells me. "You're never going to experience anything if you wait around for perfect conditions.”

“If you're lucky enough to fall in love with someone, then forget about your imperfections. Because in their eyes, you're perfect. You won't get anywhere in life until you let go of your stupid ego.”

“Obsessing over a boy is like throwing precious time into the garbage, and all I have to show for it is chewed-off fingernails, self-doubt, and emotional distress.”

“First I thought she was crazy. Now I'm crazy about her.”

“That's how you make me feel tonight. You. Crush. Me. Under your magnificent light show.”

“My idea of perfect is being too busy laughing at yourself to care what you look like”