“I tried to avoid looking at the dress full on, lest it burn out my retinas with its glittering hideousness. ”
“If I could capture the rays of the sun in a can, I'd paint a canvas with it and have you look at my work until the memory of my work was burned in your mind and your retinas burned out.”
“She turns and walks on to the plane and the red dress flips and swishes through the doorway, vanishing from his sight but burned on to his retina like a hot kiss.”
“I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward.”
“My penis burns. I guess I should stop trying to put out forest fires with it.”
“It's against my principles to buy a book I haven't read, it's like buying a dress you haven't tried on.”