“I added a fucked-up thought to another fucked-up thought and I created a pile of shit.”
“But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever.”
“What? Did we end up hating each other? Did we end up the way we thought we always knew would? Did I end up wearing khakis because of that fucking ad?”
“This was, I sometimes thought, the last gift my father gave me. And the best: His death stood out as the supreme-o excuse for fucking up, for being a successful fuck-up.”
“This trip just went from fucked up to totally fucking crazy shit.”
“We're here to fuck shit up”