“Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother.”
“Dad" I pleaded, "this is so [cuss word you never, ever say in front of your mother] ridiculous.”
“I like your mother. You have your mother's breasts.""Her breasts.""Great stand-up tits." he said”
“There's nothing like your mother's sympathetic voice to make you want to burst into tears.”
“All these years of thinking, ending up like this: In front of all this beauty, understanding nothing.”
“It's because of people like you that people like me need therapy.”