“Wow. I thought I was the only person at this school faking every moment.”
“I just thought of a great theory that explains everything. When I went to that party, I was abducted by aliens. They have created a fake Earth and fake high school to study me and my reactions. This certainly explains cafeteria food.”
“School prepares you for the real world but I want the fake world. TEEHEE”
“Wow! I'm more of a badass than I thought.”
“Wow. You look…really nice today. Did you do something different?” Only a thirty-four-year-old virgin, I thought.”
“This is personal, she'd said. Real. This moment was too, even if you couldn't see it at first glance. It was fake on the outside, but so true within. You only had to look, really look to tell.”