“Do real boys actually call girls baby? I don't have enough experience to know. I do know that if a guy ever called me baby, I'd probably laugh in his face. Or choke him.”
“Meredith's a big girl. She knows how babies are made, don't you, Mer?"I nod, numb and weary. "'Course I do. Same guy that taught you taught me.”
“I'd also believe that all teenage boys go around calling girls baby, because apparently that's the express train to romance.”
“Actually, Saint Peter was in jail, one time --"I laugh. "Babies don't go in jail.""This happened when they were all grown up."I didn't know Baby Jesus grows up.”
“He seems friendly, but what do I know? I do call him Stalker Boy for a reason.”
“Don't call me baby when you're pissed, Sweet Pea.""Don't call me Sweet Pea at all, baby”