“Good Morning, Sunshine!" Josh F**king Bennett. By now, I'm pretty sure that if I were to find his birth certificate that is exactly what it would say.”

“Good morning, Sunshine!' Josh Fucking Bennett. By now, I'm pretty sure that if I was to find his birth certificate, that is exactly what it would say.”

“I'm wondering if I'm allowed to hate Josh Bennett, because I'm thinking I might start.”

“Wonderful. Last night's dinner, the charred remains of my dignity, and apparently, now, my undergarments, too. What else did I leave on Josh Bennett's bathroom floor?”

“Josh Bennett laughs, and for one minute, everything is right in the world.”

“The world should be full of Josh Bennetts. But it’s not. I had the only one. And I threw him away.”

“Good morning, Sunshine.”