“I've scared, offended or made everyone uncomfortable enough to stay away. Mission accomplished.”
“I'm home and safe and filled with the comfort of being somewhere I've already been. The ruckus of homecoming is brutally enjoyable and everyone makes me feel like a champion. And all I had to do was stay away long enough.”
“There's this new guy who is really great who I've thoroughly offended.""Teenage boys don't listen enough to be offended.”
“but I have no mind for business and considered staying awake to be enough of an accomplishment.”
“Everyone is trying to accomplish something big not realizing life is made of little things.”
“If Olivia wanted me to feel guilty, mission accomplished!”