“Seriously, Josh. What the hell?”

“Good morning, Sunshine!' Josh Fucking Bennett. By now, I'm pretty sure that if I was to find his birth certificate, that is exactly what it would say.”

“Josh Bennett laughs, and for one minute, everything is right in the world.”

“Good Morning, Sunshine!" Josh F**king Bennett. By now, I'm pretty sure that if I were to find his birth certificate that is exactly what it would say.”

“Wonderful. Last night's dinner, the charred remains of my dignity, and apparently, now, my undergarments, too. What else did I leave on Josh Bennett's bathroom floor?”

“Maybe I just wanted the girl to look at me again. (Josh)”

“I'm wondering if I'm allowed to hate Josh Bennett, because I'm thinking I might start.”