“The world should be full of Josh Bennetts. But it’s not. I had the only one. And I threw him away.”

“Josh Bennett laughs, and for one minute, everything is right in the world.”

“I'm wondering if I'm allowed to hate Josh Bennett, because I'm thinking I might start.”

“Good morning, Sunshine!' Josh Fucking Bennett. By now, I'm pretty sure that if I was to find his birth certificate, that is exactly what it would say.”

“Good Morning, Sunshine!" Josh F**king Bennett. By now, I'm pretty sure that if I were to find his birth certificate that is exactly what it would say.”

“Wonderful. Last night's dinner, the charred remains of my dignity, and apparently, now, my undergarments, too. What else did I leave on Josh Bennett's bathroom floor?”

“I think you and I both know it’s Josh who needs saving. Have a good time tonight.”