“Creating gerbil strokes requires a mini-operation performed by mini-instruments on a mini-subject. All told, this was the most satisfying aspect of the project for me.”

“Such philosophical musings risk inviting depression or inefficiency. Better just to fix the problem and move on to the next one. It's all part of being a service provider at the end of the line.”

“Who're you supposed to be, Creflo Dollar's Mini-Me?”

“He’s my brother, my blood. He annoys the hell out of me most of the time, but when it comes right down to it I want to see him graduate from college and have little annoying mini-Alexes and mini-Brittanys running around in the future”

“Believe me, dulceață, the advent of the mini is forever emblazoned on my mind.”

“Kdo jsi bez miny, hoď kamenem.”

“Fifty-one hybrids and ten MINI coopers. We're the most eco-friendly assault force in history.”