“How do I get better once I've had the best?”
“When I've got nothing better to do, I look down the league table to see how Everton are getting along”
“I do not like being an old gal. But I've decided to be the best old gal I know how to be. ”
“You do things when the opportunities come along. I've had periods in my life when I've had a bundle of ideals come along, and I've had long dry spells. If I get an ideal next week, I'll do something. If not, I won't do a damn thing.”
“You are the best I've ever had. If all we do from now on is straight missionary sex at eight p.m. on Tuesday nights of months that start with J, you'll still be the best I've ever had.”
“Not that I was worried about anyone stealing my car. I once had a car thief offer to get me something better for a sweetheart rate.”