“If you ever start thinking that any of them are developmentally more mature than a high school boy, just remember they named their dogs after beer.”
“When you are a high school girl, there is nothing more miraculous than a high school boy.”
“By high school, some girls may be mature enough to be sexually active, but my experience is that the more mature and healthy girls avoid sex.”
“That’s so mature. I thought we were past junior high school.” - Arelia“We may be, but boys will never be” - Sabrina”
“Nothing ever tasted any better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to but more of the same.”
“Cynicism is no more mature than naïveté. You're no more mature, just more burned.”