“I'd rather be a 'THINKER' - Two Healthy Incomes No Kids Early Retirement!”

“I like kids so much,they're adorable”

“Leave it to women to be cryptic rather than straightforward”

“Jason shrugged and turned away, the kids trailing after him. "I sincerely hope," he told them quietly, "that you learned a little something about the dangers of wandering around in the park on Halloween....”

“I'd rather be hated for what I am than to be loved for what I'm not.”

“I've read two books a week for 30 years....I'm satisfied I know everything.”

“Megan almost pouted at the reappearance of the black T-shirt covering his body, but a chuckle bubbled out at the sight of two bowls, two spoons, and four half gallons of ice cream lined up on the kitchen counter. "What do you want for breakfast?" she deadpanned. His brow furrowed. He looked from her to the ice cream and back. "I thought..."She patted his arm. All solid muscle. "Just teasing. Dig in.”