“I like kids so much,they're adorable”

“Kids learn not so much from what they're taught as from what they do.”

“It is strange, is it not, how a person can adore one's soul so much that they adore one's body also?”

“There's a Drunk Midget in My HouseAh, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!”

“They're just talking. They're flirting kind of like they're strangers, but at the same time they also seem to know each other really well. I don't get it.""So they're taking it slow. What's wrong with that?" Bill asked. "Kids today, they just want things to go fast-- boom boom BOOM.”

“I'm glad you like adverbs — I adore them; they are the only qualifications I really much respect.”