“I wonder which you are. A human...or a demon? One day you will have to decide.”

“Have you ever had such a horrible day that you wondered why your mother didn’t just eat you at birth like a gerbil does and spare you the hassle?We’ve all had days like that. I’ve had a lot of them—way more than my fair share if I want to be whiny about it (which I don’t because I try really hard not to be a whiner), but none can compare to the day I accidentally opened a demon portal with my zit cream.”

“I can't decide which is worse, no electricity or unreliable electricity.I wonder if I'll ever have to decide which is worse, life as we're living or no life at all.”

“Animals and children tell the truth they never lie, Which one is more human,There's a thought now you decide”

“I'm not a human or a demon anymore. In which case.. I'll have to be an Exorcist!”

“I wonder if I'll ever have to decide which is worse, life as we're living or no life at all.”