“For some reason, we called it "umbrella sex"; if you fancied someone your own sex, you were "an umbrella.”
“Love is just a system for getting someone to call you Darling after sex.”
“If you really want to feel the life, use not your umbrella! Touch the truth directly!”
“what, are you mad? are you staring at me because my umbrella is more manly than yours is?”
“There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex--they should draw the line at goats.”
“A man knows what he likes, so sex with some men is like sex with a mind reader, someone who knows exactly how you like it.”