“Grab the lube, 'cause you are so going for the Fucking God button.”
k.d. sarge
Louder Than Sirens, Louder Than Bells
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
Similar quotes
“For God's sake, Connor, will you leave my fucking belly button the fuck alone and either move up a fucking bit or down a fucking bit!”
Suzanne Wright
From Rags
“Potato fucking poe-tah-toe. God your're testy. Are you on the rag? I tell you what, grab a Midol, and a brownie and call me in five to seven days.”
Salsbury JB
“God will overflow your cup, so grab the biggest one you can find.”
Rob Liano
“Let love find you. Don’t go looking for it. The best way to attract a mate is to post an ad on Craigslist titled, “Have lube, will travel.”
Jarod Kintz
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
“There is no going back, so fuck you, universe.”
Hannah Moskowitz
Invincible Summer